If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

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birdstump:

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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

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